Now I won’t have to say “ask your father” or sheepishly talk about the birds and the bees. This German book does all the work for me, and its hilarious curly-haired (and bearded…ew.) male figure makes the reading that much more enjoyable.
One Althouse commenter translated the German, here’s an excerpt:
“You can see mother’s slit. The slit is called a sheath (Germanic for “vagina,” which is Latin for sheath). You can see Father’s “little tail,” which is called a member. Mother and father love each other very much. They kiss each other. Father’s member has gotten big. It stands out stiff. Mother and Father would like very much for Father’s member to come into Mother’s vagina. It’s very nice.”
Mother and Father would like very much for Father’s member to come into Mother’s vagina?
Well, sometimes Father much more than Mother. Unless, of course, Father takes out the trash